There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
two types of people in the world
a rANDOM GUY JUST WALKED INTO MY HOUSE AND STARTED PLAYING XBOX I’VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE I’M JUST IN THE CORNER I DON’T THINK HE EVEN KNOWS I’M HERE?
UPDATE: HE KNOWS I’M HERE HE ASKED WHERE THE REST OF OUR GAMES ARE
I’VE CHALLENGED HIM TO A SINGSTAR BATTLE THIS FUCKERS GOING DOWN
HOT DAMN HE CAN SING
WE’RE BEST FRIENDS NOW
Today a little girl asked me who my favourite member of 1D is and I said Zayn and she just shook her head so I was like hey what’s wrong with Zayn and then she said “he said his favourite colour is black but also said he’s afraid of the dark. That’s silly” and I decided to back the fuck down because that’s a weird line of argument but clearly this 6 year old’s knowledge of one direction far outstrips mine so there’s no way I’m gonna challenge that
dont flirt with me like this bc i will fall in love with u
yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain
Just look at them.
Acting all depressed
You can just tell that they’re so full of hate.
They want all their fans to kill themselves.
All they care about is sex, money and drugs
And they are obviously a terrible influence on their fans.
i will never not reblog this
my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000
My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture